131 Quotes About Cds

I would never lay down a pre-programmed set and perform to a pre-mixed CD; I would never cheat my fans like that.

Well I have you know, several CD's out; one of my best friends is Sully Erna from Godsmack - he is Godsmack, and we're going to be working on an album together.

If I gave you now, $10 as a gift, how happy would you be? Would you be happy, is the marginal $10, the best use of $10 you can use? Of course not. If I have you a CD, you know exactly what you are getting and you will have a value for it. So, money has lots of problems with it.

I'm working toward a CD that will have all of you dancing like crazy.

I would say we had two goals when doing this CD. The first goal is to introduce people who have never seen the show before to the best comics that are on the show. And goal number two is to introduce people that they never heard of before and give you a bit more flavor of what the show is actually like. And those goals are very much in line with the philosophy of the show from the very beginning. It's the very best people who are out there...

Intimacy is really good. But then again, the first disk on the record is not intimate in the least. It's a really good CD.

If this takes off, it could steamroller the copyright protection on CDs the labels are pushing.

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to do, let's put it that way.

I'm in love with this country called "America." I'm a huge fan of America. I'm one of those annoying fans - you know, the ones that read the cd notes and follow you into bathrooms and ask you all kinds of annoying questions about why you didn't live up to that. I'm that kind of fan. I've read the Declaration of Independence, and I've read the Constitution of the United States, and they are some liner notes, dude.