252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie.

There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other’s sugar. You don’t get there without the other.