44 Quotes by John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.