10 Quotes by John LeFevre

If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer, belittle them. It's better to be an asshole than look stupid.

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

For a generation of kids who grew up without a home phone, basic telephone etiquette is increasingly an issue.

Basis points,” or “bp,” represent one hundredth of a percent, in reference to the yield, or cost of borrowing. “Area” is a term that simply means “plus or minus”; sometimes it is quantified and sometimes it is left intentionally undefined. This.

Despite our many foibles, the Filipina helper community loves working for the gweilos. And by foibles, I mean behavior that is in complete disregard for all societal norms and basic human decency. My.

It’s hard to accuse someone of not working hard when he’s got that earpiece as a constant reminder of how busy he might be. He.

Goldman Sachs is famous for rigidly refusing to hire someone and promote them at the same time. For.

The last person into their respective office the next day, as measured by their Bloomberg login status, has to pay for the liquid lunch that follows, where we spend three hours nursing our hangovers and reliving the events of the previous evening.

Perhaps it is the realization that I am going to take this toilet’s virginity with a fury and savagery that is an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality.