137 Quotes by Josh Stern

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen..........Treat me like a queen and off with your head

At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free

I love shark week, all kids swim for free

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong