70 Quotes by Judy Greer

For dinner I had 20 ounces of coffee and 5 Kraft singles. Am I going to die?

Crazy things happen to crazy people - You know that crazy person in your life? Friend, family member, in-law, whatever, who always has crazy things happen to him or her? And you're always like 'What? Again? How can this much weird shit happen to this one person? That's why. Don't waste your time trying to figure it out.

I haven't met loads of asshole only children. If you fill a room with all the assholes you know, I bet that most of them have siblings.

Sometimes when you're given hurdles, it makes you more creative in the end.

I remember my choir teacher in high school told me, 'When in doubt, sing loud.' I'm a terrible singer, but I always auditioned for the musicals, and would get cast in them because I really would just put it all out there. That was really good advice, and I think it works for everything, not just acting.

Men are awesome, but they're pretty easy to figure out; women are way more complicated, and way more interesting.

I was not awesome at dancing. For a ballerina, I probably started too late. Plus I enjoyed entertaining people too much.

It's my job as a supporting actor - which I usually am - to support the film: to make 1, 2, or 3 on the call sheet look good.

I enjoy the old-fashioned idea of, like, 'His Girl Friday' and 'Bringing Up Baby', those old movies.