11 Quotes by K.M. Neuhold

So, what, you think everyone is just out there fucking up all the time and then eventually finding someone who doesn’t mind the way they fuck up?

Did I expect my soulmate to have a dick? No. But hell, my own was always fun enough to play with; now, I've got a spare.

Sweet baby unicorns. Ungh. I lean over and bite the plump globe of his behind. Ranger squeals in a very dignified, armed forces sort of way.

There’s an art to severing ties with someone. Not everyone needs to be dumped the same. Some need a gentle hand, others to be tricked into thinking it was their idea, and some people need to be told to fuck right off afterward.

You are the phoenix. You’re a bird born out of fire, never destroyed, only ever becoming stronger.

Embrace the embarrassment,” he advises. “It’s never killed anyone.

There’s no fate, only things that happen that we try to make sense of.

Great, thank you, bro hugs all around. But I have a huge problem.

Mason has to be the most distracted guy on the planet. Yesterday, he showed up wearing two different socks. And not just any socks, one was black and the other was bright yellow. Aside from the fact that I have never seen bright yellow socks in my life, I honestly wondered how distracted he would have to be to put a black sock and a yellow sock on and not notice they were different.