368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

You never see an old man eating a Twix

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep...

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!