368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

I came up with a good idea....see-through skin.

If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error.

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.