368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

My brain's just full of passwords.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.