368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

A problem solved is a problem caused.

Knowledge is almost annoying...

If you can't do it, don't do it.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.