10 Quotes by Kate Carlisle

An artist can try and pretend he is not following rules, but let's remember that nature itself provides rules. Gravity for instance.

Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the chivalry of yesteryear?

I had to say it gave me a warm feeling to picture Meredith Winslow spending twenty years or so in an ill fitting orange jumpsuit, cozying up to a great big girl named Beulah

He'd once explained that when he was a boy his very proper parents had forbidden him and his brothers to curse in the house so 'feather buckets' was the young boys coded way of saying 'f*ck it

So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?

He pressed his forehead against mine, stared soulfully into my eyes, and smiled. I smiled back and was about to drag him inside my room, when his smile turned to a grin and he chuckled. Then he guffawed, and seconds later he was leaning against the wall, holding his stomach, laughing and begging for mercy.So much for the famous unruffled calm of the British secret agent.

Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders.

An artist can try and pretend he is not following rules, but let’s remember that nature itself provides rules. Gravity for instance.

Many of the world’s problems would be solved if people would just shut up and pass the cupcakes.