14 Quotes by Katelin LaMontagne

You’re not so much of a shmuck after all, Jarry.”“Thanks, PITA. But you tell anyone that I’m going soft, and I’ll deny it with my last breath.”“Would I do that?” Sarah asks with what she attempts to be an innocent expression, and fails miserably.“Yes,” I say easily. “Yes, you would.

You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask.“Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.

My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the show right now.

Fucking morning people, they just don’t understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave our warm beds and face the miserable sun.

I should have known you’d have no taste,” Olivia says and rubs her temples. “Tacky from the tips of her toes, to her hair colored with what I can only assume is actual bleach.” She turns and points to John. “Hey, you would know. Does the carpet match the drapes?