8 Quotes by Kevin Haley

The price of gasoline - well, no, but that would be a funny thing to say. I just want to do something new.

Ninety-five percent of the world?s consumers are outside of the U.S., and U.S. businesses need to think globally to expand their market share. The International Buyer Program can save U.S. firms valuable time and resources in meeting potential buyers.

I think satire is a beautiful art and I'm still working at it. To me, it's more valid than straight news reporting.

It does look like it could be a big one, but it's hard to tell at this point.

They get mad at me if it (cover) is a photo.

I hope that's what it was. You don't want to be preachy when doing humor. If they (readers) can just smile, even, you've done it. We're not trying to effect major change, or thinking that because we have access to a printing press that we have any more right to exert our opinion than anyone else does.

I probably get half my ideas when I'm out selling advertising. I'm already in the mode when I'm trying to get creative. You just pay attention. You have to.

I figured I'd do it three issues in the summer to see if it worked. I thought it did, but it didn't really.