255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.

Many a family tree needs trimming

Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?

We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

We'd all like t'vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.