255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.