7 Quotes by Kiyohiko Azuma

Osaka: Ah Get to ponderin' when Christmas rolls around. Y'all know Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? That's messed up, y'know? Saying his nose will help light the way at night ain't no way t'make him feel better about it. If you told a bald fella you needed the light reflecting off his head to see, he'd like to punch you. Santa's a cruel bully.

(Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach)...Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids...Sakaki: ...Eh? =-OOsaka: Some folks call 'em "Hemorrhoids", but others call 'em "Roids".Why does the one not have an "H" in it? Which one's right?Sakaki: ......Osaka: Would it be under "H" or "R" in the dictionary?Sakaki: ...I don't know. =/

Osaka: Ah got a question sensei...Ms Yukari Tanizaki: Wh-what?Osaka: It true they wear shoes in the house in America?Tanikaze: That's what I hear.Osaka: But then......wh-what if you stepped in dog poo outside... ... And you never noticed? And then...Tanikazi: ='\

Osaka: Ah always wanted to go to the ocean and rifd a dolphin.Sakaki: ...That would be nice.Osaka: Ah know, right?(Osaka and Sakaki stare at the ocean lost in thought; Sakaki imagining riding a dolphin).Yomi: Look at you two space cadets. What's going on?Osaka: We was thinkin' 'bout 'Roids.Sakaki: Eh... No... =,o

Sakaki: "...Why can't we just talk it over...?"Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.

Tomo: You see, it's only the boobcage that I'm lacking. My only flaw. That's why I harp on you.Kagura: Huh? Lacking to be what?Tomo: To be my ideal woman.Kagura: Ideal? Who's your ideal woman?,Tomo: ... Fujiko Mine from "Lupin III".Kagura: WHAT!?

Yotsuba: I’ll get revenge! … I’m going! Jumbo (in a suffering manner): Yotsuba… please, come back alive… Yotsuba (heroic): Alright. Even if I die… I’ll come back alive.—–Yotsuba!