1,579 Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

I think, therefore I am, therefore I am photographable.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.

Theology: (15) Somebody made everything for some reason.

There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.

As the new Adam, it might be said, his final act was to cast the Apple of Knowledge into the deep blue sea.

It's a small world." . . . "When you put it in a cemetery it is.

In this world, you get what you pay for.