25 Quotes by Kyle Keyes

I told you she was doing all four of 'em.

Your little buddy just gave me the greatest   Christmas gift I've ever gotten.

Donde, he offered a piece of candy to a little   boy.

Happy Birthday, Sweetheart.

That was a hell of a shot!

Phil, we're the laughing stock of the nation,"    said Hobbs Creek mayor to police chief, "We    have a cop who faints at the sight of blood!

We're selling vacuum cleaners.

where there's a Clark, there's a Lewis

You're not a Quaker, Jeremy. I happen to know you put beer on your cornflakes.