241 Quotes by Larry David

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.

Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.

Golf and dating don't mix.

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.