241 Quotes by Larry David

She didn't even tell me! ... She told my assistant!

If they were pictures of the Yankees of the past 50 years, I'd do just as well.

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.

My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

The biggest part of it is editing. It takes longer to edit one episode than to shoot it and write it.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.