17 Quotes by Laura Greenwood

Our attention is drawn away from our conversation by shouts from the football team."You'd think we'd have invented a magical sport better than that," I observe."Just because you want to play Quidditch.""I never said I wanted to play, just that it would be a good sport to watch if it wasn't fictional."All the good sports were just that, the figment of someone else's imagination.

He's supposed to be the hottest guy you've ever seen...""And that's all we know about him?"The amusement in my tone betrays my true feelings. If we don't like being objectified by men, then we shouldn't be doing the same to them.

I didn't mind the fact I was a virgin still, but I knew some girls saw it as a badge of shame. It was ridiculous how society acted. You were a prude if you hadn't had sex and a slut if you had. There needed to be a middle ground where people who actually liked sex could spend their time doing it as much as they wanted.

No living dangerously for you? I'd have thought you thrived on that given you're here.””That's where you misjudge me,” I countered. “Danger for danger's sake isn't something I'm partial to.

Popularity is just a good way of saying a lot of people like you a little. Not that real people like you a lot.

No one wanted to be responsible for telling the young and innocent Princess about the things a man and a woman could do together. No one wanted to take away my innocence. Well I was now 112 years old, I figured I was old enough to learn.

I hoped that was because someone more honest with him than I could bring myself to be told him they were rubbish.

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people, William,

Patiently, I let the rotary dial of my old-fashioned spin to combine the phone number that my “fiancé” had had for the last century.