305 Quotes by Lauren Conrad

Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.

Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.

Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with

Real relationships - the kind that were supposed to last but never did - were more trouble than they were worth.

Best friends are forever. That's why they're called BFFs.

Love...who needed love? As long as she had her books and her friends and an occasional hookup, she was perfectly content.

Never settle. One of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever received was to never settle in relationships, friendships, your career, or your dreams. Never accept less than what you think you deserve, and aim for bigger and better (because you will probably get it!). You never want to look back and think, ‘I could have done more.’ You can do more…right now. Stop saying ‘someday.’ Start saying ‘today.

Purses are dreamt up by artists, not architects.

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.