849 Quotes by Lemony Snicket

Hungry licked her spoon and then pointed it at me. 'Aren't you forgetting the dishes?' she asked.'Absolutely not,' I said. 'I'll remember the dishes as long as I live. See you later, Hungry.

Ellington Feint was a line in my mind running right down the middle of my life, separating the formal training of my childhood and the territory of the rest of my days. She was an axis, and at that moment and for many moments afterward, my entire world revolved around her.

There are people like this wherever you go. They are part of the same mystery as you are, but you can't quite tell how you fit together. The world is a puzzle, and we cannot solve it alone.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Blinded following the Blindfolded

If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.

Memento mori- remember you will die.

So you’re a real person! I always thought you were a legendary figure, like unicorns or Giuseppe Verdi.

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with them and have a drink.