30 Quotes About Housework

She always said, 'When I'm home, I've got to get things done, even if there are visitors. Elizabeth knows how to relax in her own house.' And then she would shake her head, as if Elizabeth had remarkable powers.

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

There is hope in the morning hours, just as there is desperation in the afternoon, which stretches like gum and yet contracts into nothing, once it is filled with laundry and dusting and dinner.

Do great women vacuum?

To some "housewife" has become a dirty word.

He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl porn—household tasks!

Growing up, I have discovered over time, is rather like housework: never finished.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?