38 Quotes by Lish McBride

You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know,” she mumbled. “You can’t even put your arm around me without tripping up.

Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get five things done before that happened.

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.

He was not used to being at a loss. Usually, he was the gentleman with the plan. Every little detail cataloged and put in its place. But now he had no place, and the details were everywhere.

People often talk about the pain and degradation of being bullied. No one really talks about the cost. Not that money is more important than those other things, but having to pay the expenses of your own humiliation just rubbed rock salt into the wound.

Wind does not discriminate—it touches everyone, everything. He liked that about wind.

Douglas’s fridge was a stainless-steel masterpiece. I’m not that into appliances or anything, but this one was nice and probably cost more than my last apartment. I had the strange desire to hug it every time I came into the kitchen.

Pity. What a useless emotion when you don't act on it. Pity is supposed to trigger compassion.

Please stop,” I said politely—he was that big. One should always mind one’s manners around big things.