335 Quotes by Ljupka Cvetanova

After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eva got married.

God created you. If you are up to another miracle, try with the plastic surgeon.

Feminism? It might change society, but it will certainly not change the man.

If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.

Caesar of the 21st century : I came! I saw! I bought!

Clothes make the man. Especially the pockets.

After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eve got married.

To-do list : to-do list!

There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.