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I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.
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Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.
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Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.
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Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.
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I love comedians. They're my community.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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