32 Quotes by Lucy Parker

There's just the faintest strain of Simon Cowell running right trough your family, isn't there?

She did look beautiful, holding the baby. She had managed to look beautiful holding a sick bucket. She was beautiful, in a way that had nothing to do with a perfect smile, or large breasts, or gorgeous hair, and had everything to do with her.Although the boobs and hair were a nice perk.She looked over at him, smiled that perfect smile, and for a moment he couldn’t fucking breathe.

Men in particular,” he went on, stating the loathsome truth, “are given a fair amount of leeway in the public eye.

There’s actually a contest for the largest pumpkin?”“Oh, yes. Vegetable size is a cutthroat category, I gather. You know men. Always obsessed with the girth of their courgettes.

But life wasn't a film. Problems didn't disappear and "The End" wasn't emblazoned across a lingering embrace the moment people succumbed to the inevitable and found the right moment to verbalise it.

It didn’t feel fleeting and solely physical. It didn’t feel like infatuation. It felt like... recognition. That.

Your body and mind is your own. Your happiness is your responsibility and your right.

This is Lily Lamprey. You seem to be under the impression that she’s an inanimate object brought into the building for your amusement.

The man was always overly dramatic. Holding a grudge for decades. All those years pretending to be Lear went to his head.