903 Quotes by M.F. Moonzajer

I feel I am the perfect lover, because I love equally all beautiful girls.

Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing.

Kids never want a perfect mother; they need a little love, even if that comes from a worst mother.

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

The incentive for a religious person turning into an atheist is to have a better and happier life

A woman is always better in everything with the mouth; she talks a lot.

Nightmares are at all times better than real life; because you always have the chance to start over everything.

I can’t dream anymore, we are better separated than together; both struggling unstoppable for our dreams.

Being someone as not being is worse than being someone as being it.