903 Quotes by M.F. Moonzajer

Ignore the loneliness, enjoy your presence.

If you can’t celebrate your success, appreciate your failure. Since life is all about celebration and appreciation.

We enjoy observing kindness and compassion in others; while we act as evils.

You have been given all the good things one must have, be proud of yourself and enjoy your gifts.

I hate couples sitting together for hours and waiting for each other to kiss.

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

The warmth and the passion in my veins are more than enough for a hundred thirsty girls.

When you smile, I become unconscious and I cannot open my eyes. Where is the justice!

Do not worry about winning or losing; think of what you will gain.