390 Quotes by Margaret Cho

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking.

Comedy is the only weapon I have to battle totalitarianism.

If you say you're not a feminist, you're almost denying your own existence.

White fragility! White people are so sensitive about race and racial conversations. I feel like I'm always walking on eggshells when I'm around white people.

It’s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else’s story.

I punished myself and avoided my reflection in mirrors and any windows. I would see myself reflected back, and I would look away, trying to pretend I didn't exist, because I hated myself so much.

That's the nature of comedy - you always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most effective.

I don't like pot anymore -- I forget why.