45 Quotes by Marshall Thornton

I stacked my plate with two blueberry muffins, three scoops of scrambled eggs, a half a pound of bacon, grits, sausage gravy, two waffles with a pint of syrup—and a side dish of fruit, because I like to eat healthy.

People say love is the international language. I'd say jealousy and anger are also pretty articulate.

I know what a sugar daddy is,” Praline said indignantly. “I grew up with cable TV.

Before VCRs, people used to decorate the tops of their TVs with family photos.

Politicians and low profiles rarely went together.

You maintain a really wide stance. Standing, sitting. It's like you think your dick is enormous. I mean, your dick is nice. I like it. I like it a lot. It just doesn't need the kind of clearance you're giving it.

I’m not as Catholic as I used to be. I find that I can’t believe in a God who would punish anyone for the way he made them. A God who punishes is something mankind created as a way to hurt and control one another. God isn’t like that. God is better than that, better than us.

N-O-W-A-C-K.”“No C.”“Oh. Okay. N-O-W-A-C.

He was a priest. Never try to fuck a priest. Even if they're talking about leaving the priesthood. That should be a rule somewhere. A former priest, maybe. And even then I don't know. The thing is, your big competition is God. And if God wants your boyfriend he's going to take him. Best to avoid the whole thing.