60 Quotes by Martin Mull

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with