11 Quotes by Martyn V. Halm

You better learn to regulate your perspiration. This is not collision theft. To flush is a sign that you’re hard at work. Nobody works hard riding the tram—not even the driver.

I look like a hooker.”“A slut,” I corrected. “Hookers have pastier complexions.”“The voice of experience, I’m sure.

Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.

Common sense is only irritating in other people

A good pickpocket isn’t afraid of intimacy.

Pickpocket is a sink-or-swim profession, not something that can be taught in the comfort of your living room.

Your hand lingered on my butt to make sure I understood, right?”“I did everything slow, so even someone with limited perceptive abilities could follow what I was doing.

If you want to treat your book as a child, the finished book should be an adult, capable to stand on its own legs and able to weather the thunder. Not a baby that still needs to be defended.

Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.