75 Quotes by Michelle Franklin

All the friends in the world are in the fountain of a pen.

If the sale of flesh could be made as easily as the sale of spiritual exemption, the prescience of a dedicated businessman might be well preserved.

You will try to improve me, Captain, but I tell you it cannot be done. I am resigned to moral apathy and corporeal decrepitude, and have done with projections. No, Captain,” with a pining sigh, “I think I will simply sit in the shade and wait for either a customer or death, the latter I might prefer, at such a point.

I am sure I have summer depression; the heat makes me instantly regret being alive.

Such pedantic apotheosis is reached by so few, and when parishioners are left without their guiding star, we can only desperately cling to the last intimations of a passing titan.

Someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.

Taking a Thing that is Wanted without paying for it now called stealing. In the barter system of prehistoric times, this was called survival, because honesty had not been invented yet.

What will I do when you're gone?" said Alasdair, with a faltering voice.Bryeison placed a hand on his shoulder and said, with raging tranquility, "Do what is good and what is right.

I am heartily glad that the trees and plants are still interested in copulatory activities; I only wishthey would be so good as to keep their sperm away from my face. Do not pretend that pollen isanything else; it transfers haploid male genetic material and sullies the bedclothes unmercifully.