52 Quotes by Mickey Rivers

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.