109 Quotes by Mickey Rooney

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the liquor weaker, the gods kinder, the dice hotter - it might have all ended up in a one-sentence story.

Sometimes the transition from being in control of your life to having absolutely no control is swift, but other times it is so gradual that you wonder exactly when it truly began.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

All I want is to live a peaceful life, to regain my life and be happy.

I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women.

I made all these great musicals with Judy Garland. It was all about me going into a barn and saying: 'Let's put on a show.' That's what me and Judy did.

All the muddy waters of my life cleared up when I gave myself to Christ.