2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us.

That we are horny creatures is proven by the fact that the invention of video calling found us already having sex over the phone.

Happiness is a consolation for those who cannot orgasm yet … or anymore.

Some people are not brave but ignorant of the danger they are in.

It is usually impossible to know when you have prevented an accident.

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

All preachers speak confidently about life after death as if they once died, even though almost all of them have never even fainted.

The belief that heaven is above us was made even more ridiculous by the discovery of the fact that the world is not flat but round.

It almost never takes a pleasant state of mind to desire to be high or drunk.