42 Quotes by Natalya Vorobyova

Shortcoming shouldn't be in Longman's vocabulary.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.

He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.

Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!

I'm too hot to handle; poor bitch needs to be treated for burns!

I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.