30 Quotes by Neil Pasricha

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction and give each other a nod. For a moment it's like "Hey, we're both doing the same thing. Let's be friends for a second.

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

Don't take advice, The answers are all inside you,Think deep and decide what's best,Go forth and be happy,And don't take advice.

Our problem-scanning machine (amygdala) and our serenity-now mood tape (prefrontal cortex) are at war.

Start doing something, you'll continue.. why? Because motivation doesn't cause action. Action causes motivation.

Automate, regulate, effectuate all, remove decisions from your head. What are you left with? Deep thinking, questioning, wondering..Your aching brain will thank you

AWESOME!

Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn't it? Unless you're using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries.