58 Quotes by Norman Wisdom

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it!

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.