387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.