387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

...I would not engage the wombatIn any form of mortal combat.

I am tarred and feathered with Time.

Parsley is gharsley.

Everybody who has a baby thinks everybody who hasn't a baby ought to have a baby,Which accounts for the success of such plays as the Irish Rose of Abie,The idea apparently being that just by being fruitfulYou are doing something beautiful,Which if it is trueMeans that the common housefly is several million times more beautiful than me or you.

Were it not for frustration and humiliationI suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

At least when I get on the Boston train I have a good chance of landing in the South StationAnd not in that part of the daily press which is reserved for victims of aviation.

In the world of mulesThere are no rules.