307 Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy

If Hollywood was a Republican town, Weinstein would still be president, and he'd still be molesting women.

Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo

Apparently Trump voters think God meant for marriage to be between a man, his third wife, and several porn stars.

Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?

How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her? Or was God Christianity's first rapist?

Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.

Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?

I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that.

If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates? Or does he outsource the job to penis-manufacturing elves?