53 Quotes by Oliver Reed

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.