95 Quotes by Oscar Levant

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

It's not who you are, it's what you don't become that hurts the most.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

First I brush my teeth and then I sharpen my tongue.

I've changed, I'm nice to people and I'm not so self-centered. What I'm trying to do now is think of the other person. The only trouble is, I've found that the other person thinks only of himself.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.