71 Quotes by Paul Lynde

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.