46 Quotes by Phil Foglio

Is this one of those situations that involves "ethics"? 'Cause I'm a cat, you know. I've never been very good at those.

You know, there's more to being an evil despot then getting cake whenever you want it.""If that's what you think, then you're DOING IT WRONG!

Martellus: Talking behind my back, are you?Krosp: Of course not! You're right here!

Larana: No! Father, you can’t kill him!Arguron King: Of course I can, my dear! I have minions, and soldiers and lots and lots of pointy –Larana: Argh! No! Arguron King: Oooh! I see! You want to kill him yourself! How like your dear mother you are!Larana: Father, listen! I don’t want him killed at all!Arguron King: I… I don’t understand what you are saying…

Agatha Clay: "I've never had coffee. Lilith said a young lady shouldn't drink stimulants."Zeetha: "Drink your coffee like a warrior."Agatha Clay: "...Yes, Zeetha.

Violetta: If I had a Belgian chocolate mimmoth for every hour I've had to listen to Tarvek blather on about those stupid muses, I'd weigh a thousand kilos.Professor Mezzasalma: ... really?Violetta: Oh yeah. I worked it out once.

Agatha, I've decided. I'm going to marry you for your library.

Don't try to boggle me, Mister Talking Cat. This is Mechanicsburg. You are by no means the strangest thing in this town.

Jenka: Iz dis de first time hyu faced down an entire army all by hyuself vit a veapon hyu vasn't sure vos gonna vork?Gil: Well, yes ...Jenka: Vell den. Dot's just hyu body bein' all surprized hyu ain't all blowed op and dead!