44 Quotes by R.D. Ronald

I don't "lol". I tried it once but it just didn't agree with me.

Anyone who says "Trust me" is the last motherfucker you should ever trust.

Solitude led to retrospective thinking, and if the past is what you are trying to get away from, then constant distractions in the present are needed.

Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock.

I'm the biggest critic of my own work, but sometimes you nail a chapter so good that you have to take a step back and admire that bitch.

Remove the comma, replace the comma, remove the comma, replace the comma...

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.

He summoned you into the circle, Scott. For whatever reason, I don't know. But now you've left, you've become a loose thread. He won't sit back with the possibility you might cause his whole world to unravel around him.

Strange how things turn out. Two birds, one stone and all that.' McBlane chuckled at his own impromptu joke. 'But things have worked out for the best and now we all get to work together,' he said, and a smile spread across his face as easy as a politician's lie.